“I SPILLED IT ALL OVER ME, YOU KNOW, IN MY A-R-E-A” - Friend

I was told this yesterday, over the phone and much to my amazement I ended up having a pretty decent conversation based on how you can tell if you have a good friend or a good mate if they would do the same to themselves to spare you embarrassment. Im not quite sure on how I feel about that but, then again, I do see the logic in it.

GIRL #1: Chris got a lab-a-doodle.
GIRL #2: What’s that?
GIRL #1: It’s a cross between a Labrador and a doodle.

LOL that was just… uh… perfect? haha

courtesy of: overheardinnewyork.com

“See, I’m thinking with my mind” - My friend, Jebba.

Officer: “Do you know why I’m stopping you?”

BRILLIANT! I have a new trait I didn’t know I had: MIND READER. Go Me.